"...that Mom would loosen up with me, particularly sexually, and that she will decide to encourage my pornography hobby rather than condemning it." Jon thought that this would not only get him out of trouble this time, but allow him relative freedom in engaging in it in the future. Leaving his room, Jon decided to find out if it had worked. Going to the master bathroom, Jon quietly knocked on the door. "Come in," Jon's mom answered.
"She must not be in her bath yet," Jon thought as he opened the door. Stepping in the bathroom, he stopped short. Linda Madison was leaning back in her bath, her bare breasts floating near the surface. She was completely naked and seemed completely fine with him seeing her that way!!
"Hello, honey," Linda said, "I'm sorry I yelled at you back there. I don't even know now why I was upset. Oh, here's your magazine back. I tell you what: I'll buy you some new ones the next time I'm at the store to make up for it." Jon's mother handed him his magazine, completely oblivious to the fact that she was exposed.
"Th-thanks," Jon managed to stammer. He turned to leave, but his mom called him back.
"Wait, dear," she said. "Come and give your mother a kiss to let me know you still love me." Awkwardly, Jon leaned in to give her a peck on the cheek. To his surprise she leaned forward, grabbed his head and delivered the most passionate french kiss he had ever seen, much less experienced. As Jon left the bathroom, he could still taste the tongue she had practically stuck down his throat.
"Oh, my," Jon thought. "I think I may have gone a bit too far there!"