Jon was sitting on his couch watching his afternoon Sports Center when he saw something that made him so mad it was impossible not to make an unconscious wish.
What he saw was this; Mercury Morris, a former running back for the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins barking nonsense in a particularly codger manner about how the Patriots are nothing to worry about.
"This guy is ridiculous" Jon thought as he unconsciously rubbed the stone in his pocket. "I can't believe this old fogie is standing there in his polo shirt yelling about how another team (god forbid) might become undefeated as well. Now I'm not particularly a big Patriots fan due to their recent cheating but this guys really needs to be taught a lesson. I just wish that the Dolphins would go completely winless this year and the Patriots will go undefeated. That should be enough irony to shove up Mercury's ass."
(link to the video on youtube of Mercury Morris spouting off like a blithering idiot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ojif4CvI5g)
