When Jon's alarm went off the next morning at 6:00, he immediately slapped the snooze button.
Jon was just barely able to drag himself out of bed to the SECOND blaring of the alarm clock at 6:09 am. As he was grumbling about the alarm and rubbing the sleep from his eyes he noticed something was amiss already today.
He had breasts!
AS Jon had reached for the clock the second time he had felt a shifting weight on his chest and immediately slapped his hands to his chest to find that he had tits. They were not large, barely a B cup at best. But they were breasts, and they were on his chest.
"What the Fu-" Jon said.
Jon didn't cut out what he meant to say because he was afraid to swear, but rather he noticed his voice sounded funny. It was higher than usual! Jon immediately feared he had gone all the way to female today and quickly put a hand to his crotch. He found that his standard equipment was still there. However, upon further inspection Jon found that he ALSO had a pussy again.
"Holy shit I'm a hermaphrodite!" Jon said out loud in his strange new voice.
Jon rushed to the bathroom to get a good look at himself. What he saw staring back at him in the mirror was truly shocking to him. His usual face had been replaced with one that was much more feminine than his usual one, but still recognizable as himself. His features were softer, his facial hair was gone, and his Adam's apple was much smaller. His hair was much longer too, it was now almost shoulder length. He looked like he either had the short cut hair of a young young woman or the long hair of a surfer dude. Maybe it was both styles at once?
Looking downward at his body he could now clearly see his small but undeniably feminine breasts. Below that he saw his hips were a bit wider. His male equipment kept him from clearly seeing his female equipment, but Jon felt around down there and it was pretty much the same as the pussy he had last Sunday. Only this time his groping of his feminine naughty bits caused his cock to begin to inflate.
Jon shook his head at today's bit of surrealness and decided he had better get going on his shower or he was going to be late. Once he had finished his morning shower he went to get dressed. He found though that his usual wardrobe had been replaced with new clothes that seemed to be a cross between feminine and masculine clothing. A few of the clothes he found even looked like dresses!
The other new clothing item Jon found was bras. He figured he'd better wear one or people would be looking at his boobs bouncing around freely under his shirt all day. After getting dressed in the most masculine clothing he could find, Jon headed downstairs to meet his family for breakfast. He of course found that they all had the same new dual gender bodies that he had, along with the new masculine/feminine blended faces as well. He actually had a bit of a hard time telling his mother from his father. Like him, his father and his brother had been feminized in the face and body and even had small breasts of his own. His mom and sister had been masculinized in a like manor so that everybody was an equal blend of both male and female.
As Jon listened to the breakfast conversation he heard everyone's voices had either risen or fallen to be in the same middle range his was. Of course, with everybody having voices that were in the middle of the human vocal range, telling one voice from another was going to be difficult. Jon tried not to say much because he wasn't sure what else was different now in a world with such a huge change. As soon as he finished his cereal he rushed out the door to head for Karyn's.
On the way to Karyn's Jon saw the dog walking woman now had her usual wiener dog back but her wardrobe was as strange as ever, but now it was also gender bent. She had on mens navy blue carpenter pants and a low cut women's blouse that had teal and brown diagonal stripes. She also was wearing a mens fedora!
Once Jon got to Karyn's he saw that her face had been masculinized too of course. His friend was now both man and woman just like him and everyone else. Karyn's hips had narrowed, and her breasts had shrunk considerably. Jon was relieved to see Karyn still had breasts that were a bit larger than his own at least. It was oddly comforting to see that Karyn was still a bit more "feminine" than he was. Of course technically both Jon and Karyn were equally male AND female.
Jon listened to Karyn talk about all her usual things in her new deeper voice. Once again she had no clue that anything was different today. Jon decided to poke at her sense of reality, and would ask her questions about all the weirdness today.
Jon asked his friend, "Have you ever wondered why people don't just have one reproductive organ or the other?"
Karyn shot Jon a confused look and asked him, "What do you mean one or the other? What other reproductive system is there?"
"Well, suppose that half of people had only penises and testicles and the other half had vaginas, ovaries and breasts."
Karyn started laughing at Jon's odd comment and replied, "That's too freaking weird! And it would be stupid!"
Jon scowled at Karyn's mocking and asked, "Why is it stupid?"
Karyn thought for a couple seconds then replied, "Well, it's stupid from aaa aaaa well, a biological standpoint! Think about it. The half of people that only had penises wouldn't be able to get pregnant! Why would any species have half its population unable to carry offspring? It wouldn't be sustainable, and the species would go extinct. Plus it would really suck to be one of the people with vaginas who got stuck having all the kids!"
Jon didn't have any logical counter argument. Instead of poking at Karyn's sense of reality, she had made him question his!
Jon spent the rest of his day navigating through a gender blended world. Jon had spent his entire life before today living in a world (or lately, WORLDS) where gender identity was one of the key defining attributes of a person. Here, it had no meaning at all. Of course for Jon that meant even simple things like saying "He's over there" got him odd stares as there is no such word as "He" anymore. Most of the time it seemed only the feminine version of various words existed now, but not always. People are all referred to as "Men" for example, "Women" do not exist. So Jon had to learn to form sentences with blended gender references to say things like "she's a good man".
There were also no "masculine" names or "feminine" names, there were just names now. A person could get named Mary just as easily as they got named Frank. In fact Jon learned by overhearing someone talk about Karyn that she isn't called Karyn here. She is called Jeremy. Jon was glad that he had not blurted out "Hey Karyn" when he walked up to greet her this morning. Jon noticed a few other people from the old reality had different names than they had before too. For example a person Jon recognized as Abby Winters now went by the name Nathan Winters. Oddly enough Jon soon found out that Karyn (Jeremy) was dating Abby (Nathan)in this world just like in lesbian world. Jon wondered if this was just a coincidence or maybe it meant something. Maybe Karyn back in the real world was secretly attracted to Abby Winters? But if she were lesbian, why did she and Jon end up together on a lot of worlds? Jon was confused enough about gender and sexuality today to wonder about that too, he had plenty enough to wonder about today.
For example, all these blended male and female people got Jon wondering, couldn't someone get themselves pregnant if they weren't careful? Jon looked up some medical articles and found that thankfully no, it was NOT possible to get yourself pregnant. The physical mechanisms that prevented this were medical and scientific terms Jon didn't understand. Hell, it may as well just say "magic" was the reason for all he understood.
LATER that evening Jon looked up more information he had been "wondering" about. Only this time it was some good old internet porn to see how people with both genders got it on with each other. In a lot of videos one person would simply do the fucking and then they both would switch. However, Jon found it was possible for both people to do each other at the same time...IF they were a bit flexible. Even though Jon had set out to gather information, all the porn was having it's usual effect on him. Jon soon had both a hard cock and a wet pussy begging for attention!
Jon played with his female bits first as he found them to be more new and interesting. Jon started out trying some fingering and clit rubbing, but soon wished that he had a vibrator or something. After the last time he had a pussy, Jon regretted he never got to use any toys with it. It was a real shame to think of all the fun toys women get to use and yet not have any of them around while he had a pussy...
Jon then had an idea and started to rummage through his nightstand drawer. Sure enough his alternate self had a vibrator AND had the same idea where to hide it! Jon turned on the female pleasure tool and then quickly shoved it into his wet and waiting snatch.
"Oh!" Jon thought as soon as the buzzing tool began to work it's magic on his pussy, "I had no idea women had it so good! This thing feels AMAZING!"
After only a few minutes of thrusting and buzzing from the expertly engineered pleasure device, Jon had a hard female orgasm. Jon was actually surprised his penis didn't cum at the same time. Furthermore, when Jon shut off the vibrator and caught his breath he had expected his usual equipment to "calm down", but it didn't. A gentle touch to his cock showed Jon that his two genitals were independent from each other! Jon took full advantage of this and soon worked his way up to a male orgasm as well.
Finally sated, Jon leaned back in his chair. As he was sitting there wondering what to do next he noticed his grandfather's stone sitting on his desk. Jon picked up the stone that Angie had found so interesting yesterday. He carefully looked it over and saw it looked exactly the same it always had. Jon thought it was crazy that with all the odd and massive changes going on all around him this tiny little rock had never changed a bit. Of course holding the stone reminded Jon of his grandpa. Jon turned around and looked at the old picture of his grandpa and him fishing that had sat on his bookshelf for years. Unlike the stone, the picture HAD changed. The picture now had both he and his grandpa in this world's bodies and well you know what that meant. Jon turned away, it was weird seeing his grandpa looking like that. Jon thought back to his grandpa, his REAL mono-gender grandpa and how much he still missed him. Jon also missed the old normal world; this shifting reality stuff was getting pretty stressful. Jon wished he understood what was going on.
Of course since Jon hadn't SAID he wished he understood what was going on, the stone did nothing. After a bit of nostalgic thinking Jon set it back down on his desk, and he went to bed wondering what odd universe he would be living in tomorrow
