Jon got a FAR better sleep that night than he had the previous night. He slept like a baby. Waking up at 6:05AM Jon went into the bathroom and took a shower. He got dressed and went downstairs at 6:31, enough time for him to eat breakfast, something that didn't happen very often.
At the breakfast table his Mom, Dad, and Mikey all acted like things were normal for a change. Jon secretly hoped that women still loved to give blowjobs, but a return to normalcy would be good too. It would be better for his sanity's sake anyway.
On the way to Karyn's the woman walking her dog was wearing a tight yellow stretchy dress with a big frilly hooplike bottom. Holy crap, Jon thought, where does she find this fugly crap to wear? Jon was a bit disappointed to not see any women giving oral sex today. Oh well, Jon thought, it was good while it lasted. At least he knows he's not dead and in heaven this way.
At Karyn's place Jon saw she was outside waiting for him even though he was a bit early for a change. They had only gotten a few blocks when Karyn stopped and started frantically fishing through her purse. "Oh shit. Sorry Jon, I have to go back quick, I forgot my vagina at home."
"Wait, What?"
"Ugh, I had been washing it under the sink after I used it to pee this morning and I must have left it on the counter. I'll be quick, wait for me."
Jon had no idea what to say. So while Karyn ran back to house to fetch her vagina, apparently, Jon waited on the sidewalk outside and looked up today's weirdness on his phone.
It would seem that as of today, the world now seemed to believe that when women are finished with puberty their external genitals, vulva and all detach from their bodies. However, it said the detached female genetalia remain connected to women's bodies through quantum entanglement. Ok, Jon thought, THAT makes perfect sense; I can see why no one thinks this is weird! What the hell is wrong with everybody?
Amazingly, Jon learned that a woman can still feel everything that happens to her detached womanhood even though it no longer physically connected to her. The blood from her body continues to flow through the severed organ no matter how far away from her it gets. Because of this quantum uh enmanglement, or whatever, Jon learned that the disembodied sex organ is still a part of the woman even though it is not physically connected to her.
Also, things can still enter and leave her body through her detached vagina and urethra even if it is miles and miles away from her body! A woman could leave her pussy at home for her husband to have sex with while she went out shopping for example. Or, she could even give it to her husband to take it with him on an overseas business trip so he could still have sex with her from the other side of the planet! The woman back home would feel everything her husband did to her detached vagina too, and his penis would be inside of her body even though the rest of him was on the other side of the earth.
The weirdest article Jon saw was ads for a "birthing center". Pregnant women would drop off their vaginas at these centers so that when they went into labor their vaginas would already be at a medical center for the delivery no matter where the rest of their body was. It saved them from having to rush to the hospital. During the birth the baby would pass from the woman's body pass through time and space seemingly and emerge from her vagina at the center. She could then go in later and pick up her vagina and her new baby.
Jon saw Karyn emerge from her house and hold up a green box that looked like an oversized case for glasses. "Got it" she said.
Jon just looked at Karyn and said, "Aren't you worried you might lose that one day? If my penis came off I'd keep better track of it!"
"Oh please Jon, cut it out, you sound like my mom. Yeah, I worry a bit sometimes but women having their vaginas lost or stolen is quite rare. I don't know anyone whose lost theirs yet."
"May I see it?" Jon shyly asked.
Karyn just looked at her friend and said, "Weird Jon, you want me to just show you my pussy? What for?"
"I've never seen one in person before. I'm just curious, that's all"
Karyn raised an eyebrow at Jon and replied, "Sarah claims that she gave you hers for a whole week last year when you were dating her. In fact YOU told me that you had hers and had even used it! I even told you that was gross because Sarah's given her vajayjay to a lot of guys already."
"Uh, she lied." Jon said, "And I didn't want people to know I'm a virgin."
Karyn thought for a bit and then reluctantly said, "Well, this is weird, but ok I guess. Just don't tell anybody."
Karyn then led Jon into an alley between houses where they could have some privacy. She reached into her purse and retrieved the green case and handed it to Jon. Jon slowly opened the case to reveal that there was in fact a detached female sex organ in the box! It was lying in the box face up. Karyn's vulva, labia, clitoris and even her vaginal opening could be seen. Jon even saw Karyn's vaginal opening move a bit as she shifted her weight to her other foot. It really was still a living part of her body!
Jon looked up at Karyn and asked, "what does the other side look like?"
"Well, flip it over and find out I guess weirdo. But hurry up we're running late as it is."
Jon gently picked up the warm wallet sized lump of female flesh and turned it over to reveal there was nothing on the back side but smooth skin.
Jon was truly amazed. This was some whole other level of weirdness. Still curious he then asked Karyn, "So there's really nothing in your crotch anymore? It's just smooth skin like the back of this is?"
Karyn rolled her eyes as she grew impatient at Jon's impromptu sex-ed lesson, "YES Jon, you should know that at least. You saw me without my swim bottoms on when we were at Jungle Rapids Water Park last summer. In fact you saw a lot of women without swim bottoms on, not many young women wear them after they've had their detachment. It's mostly old ladies that wear them."
Today's weirdness just reached a whole new level.
