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6. Sawing a lady in two!

5. Magic bunnygirl

4. Let the Magic Show begin!

3. Preparing for Act I

2. The Magic Act at the Talent Sh

1. You Are What You Wish

Sawing a lady in two!

on 2007-09-19 14:51:03

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Max, AKA Mysterio, continued his performance preparing for the finale. Karen went offstage and carted in a large vertical box on wheels with a saw and some blades on it.

"I will now attempt to saw a woman in two!" proudly announced Max.

"Lame!"

Wendy trotted onstage and the Asian assistant climbed into the box. She poked her head out of the top hole and her heels stuck out of the bottom hole.

Normally two women would be hidden in the box to appear that they were sawn, but Jon did a twist.

Once again the heckler erupted from the audience "Aw, dude! Look! She's wearing a red outfit, but her heels are black! It's obvious there's two chicks in there! I saw the 'Masked Magician' reveal this! Boo!"

Max ignored the comments and continue the act. He sawed through the perforation in the center of the box. He was just about ready to place two sheets of metal between the boxes to separate them, when it seemed like an outside force took control and the boxes both split by themselves into two pieces and tipped to the floor. Wendy, whose head stuck out from the top box, was revealed and she stood up in her box from her side a bit confused since the trick deviated from the original rehersal.

Jon smiled to himself "This is according to my plan."

Tanya, whose legs were originally sticking out of the lower box, got out from her end just as bewildered as her co-performers. "What's happening?"

The audience got ugly and boo-ed and threw some cups and wrappers onstage. Max shielded himself with his cape AND THAT'S WHEN IT GOT WEIRD

Wendy raised her arms to shield herself from a popcorn box and when it hit her, her upper body fell backwards landing on the stage. She screamed and was disoriented, but managed to set herself upright. She could see her legs standing next to her waist. SHE WAS IN TWO PIECES! There was no blood where she was separated. It was like a smooth surface where she was divided.

The same happened with Tanya when a stray cup bounced off her.

Tanya's legs in black stockings & heels and Wendy's bottom half in red stockings & heels ran around the stage in a panic like headless chickens!

The audience was screaming in fear at this spectacle and even Max and Karen shrieked at this bizarre sight!

Suddenly Karen, Max, Wendy, and Tanya received a mental message from Jon. "Don't worry, guys, it's all under control. Calm down and pretend it's all part of the act. Just do like I tell you. I'll walk you through this "

"Don't worry, folks! It's all part of the magic trick!" reassured Max with a slight wary tone in his voice.

Karen picked up Wendy's upper half, while Max lifted Tanya's. The pair of disembodied legs stopped running around the stage and did a little dance number almost like a can-can.

Max listened to his instructions in his mind and blurted out "I will now reattach my lovely assistants! "“ I hope."

A large puff of smoke and the two girls were restored Sort of

Both Wendy and Tanya felt something wasn't quite right and awkwardly took some steps then realized what happened.

The two assistants were mismatched from the waist!

Asian Wendy's upper half in red was now connected to African Tanya's lower body in black. Conversely, Tanya's upper body, dressed in black, now had Wendy's legs with her red stockings and heels. Even their lycra outfits fused together neatly between red and black. They both felt their new legs then shortly collected themselves and struck a final alluring pose with Karen joining in.

This feat sent the audience into a frenzy and they erupted in cheers and applause. People from the other booths ran over to see what the commotion was as members from the audience redescribed the incredible performance!

Jon smugly smiled and cherished the moment "“ He was amazed at the power of this little stone, of what feats he could accomplish, and wanted to do more.




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