Karyn was on her way over to see what Jon was talking about.
Jon was busy making some minor wishes about not contracting STDs, getting girls pregnant; wishing some standard safety things. He also wished that any girl would not act negatively towards the event of him fucking her.
What was taking Karyn so long. He was really getting antsy. Perhaps he was making every man's ability to attract a mate moot and too easy. He realized that there may be no more fun in the actual chase if every woman would have sex with him if he'd ask.
Suddenly his doorbell rang. Jon conveniently lost all conversation he was having with his conscience and answered the door.
He opened it and saw...
