Leaving the House

Jon watched as his sister blindly did the dishes. Hundreds of ideas rushed into his head. He walked into the living room where his mom, dad, and little brother Mikey were all watching tv. "Mom give me the remote." She got up and gave it to him. "Mikey slap dad in the face." He did. No one seemed to see this out of the ordinary except Jon. Jon's dad flinched a little but that was it. "Okay now for something interesting, Mikey, Dad, and Mom swap heads." They all got up, then they pulled off there heads like if they were dolls. They handed the body less heads to each other and put them on. Jon laughed as Mikey with his mom's body stared to ajust his new bra, His Mom with his Dad's body wrap her new manly hand across Mikey's new shoulder and his dad with Mikey's body trying to balance the new weight while watching tv. "Everyone in this house forget about me 10 seconds after I leave." Jon walked out the door. It seemed to work since no one noticed that he was gone. "Where to now." Jon thought.