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9. Book 2, Jon doesn't want to be

8. Book 1: Game of Thrones

7. Mad lib

6. How it works

5. Yet Another Magic Item

4. Mysterious Trinkets

3. A couple months down the road

2. Jon decides this thing is bad

1. You Are What You Wish

Book 2, Jon doesn't want to be Joffrey

on 2022-03-14 21:18:11

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"I am going to fix this. Here, this way I can be a pirate with you." Said Jon said grabbing the first pirate book he could find. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that it was a mediocre erotic romantic pirate novel.

Jon hastily put the bookmark in the book, making the

A few new entries appeared in the notebook.


User 1 (Jon Gibson):
Name: Raina Blacktyde

History:
30 years ago, Banneth Blacktyde ran away with his love Elayne Rivers, a Tully bastard, to the Basilisk Isles. Elayne died in childbirth and Banneth died soon after in a pirate skirmish orphaning Raina.

Character description:
Despite her fiery red hair, Raina is quite demure. Not necessarily one to back down from a fight or a challenge though. She feels lost in the world and has a deep longing for a man to live her life with. Skilled with weapons, she is the first mate of a small pirate crew. She is very flirty.

User 2 (Karyn Black):
Name: Asha (Yara) Greyjoy

Character:
Asha is a wild and headstrong young woman, raised by her mother to be bold. There is a boldness to the way she walks; part saunter, part sway. She possesses a sharp wit, and has no problem with holding her own against men, both in a verbal battle[1][9] and in a physical fight. Asha enjoys ale and wine. Defying the classical gender roles of Westerosi culture, Asha was appalled early on by the idea of becoming a lord's wife. After her older two brothers died and her younger brother was taken hostage, Asha's father Balon began to see her as his heir, treating her like he would a son
(Blatantly stolen from the wiki)

Location:
Basilisk Isles

Theme:
High Fantasy
Romance
Erotic Novel


"Jon you idiot. The Greyjoys and all of the Iron Islanders are based on Vikings. The only pirates like the ones that were in the Caribbean are in this Basilisk Isles place. Also, that was a campy romance book."

"Fuck!"




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