"Karyn, I need your help. I have a problem."
"I am not surprised, Jon. What now?" Karyn replied with a wry grin. A grin which quickly disappeared when she saw the expression on his face. "Oh... What did you do?" She continued in a slightly horrified tone.
"Well...Yesterday, you know how my clothes got ruined right?" Jon paused until he saw Karyn's nod. "Afterwords I needed clothes so I used the stone," Jon briefly pulled the stone out of the pocket on his hoodie before returning it. "The teacher took me to the lost and found and pointed a bunch of clothes that had been unclaimed for months. I had to take, like, 5 things because of how cold it was. It all seemed to fit okay. It chaffed a bit in some places and the shorts that I put really pinched at the waist."
"So I wished that they would fit more comfortably and it got a bit better but not a lot. This morning I woke up and my body had changed. Just a little bit. So I made a few wishes to figure out what happened. You see, the clothes were all for women and what better way for them to be comfortable if..."
"your body changed to fit." Karyn finished, "You are a fucking idiot. I thought I was bad. I mean I am stuck with this blonde hair and these tits. But you..." Karyn trailed off speechless.
"Well, will you help me?" Jon asked, swallowing in an attempt to sate a weird twinge in the back of his throat.
"I don't know how. You have almost certainly tried everything I could possibly think of. You'll probably be stuck just like I am." Karyn's finished, looking sorrowfully at Jon.
"Fuck" Jon finally sighed.
