Jon had his share of weird and vaguely disturbing dreams that night, but they faded from his memory as he woke. He got up, got dressed, and headed downstairs for some breakfast.
For a moment he forgot his wish about dividing the women of the world (or at least in range of the stone) into two camps, but remembered when he saw his mom. She was wearing fairly tight jeans with a white tank top and sneaker. The jeans didn't seem to be fitted or flared or anything to show off her curves, they were just a size too small. She turned, and even through the top was not low-cut, her breasts were nicely accentuated and stuck out more than they normally did (a result of the sexier underwear clause of the wish). This was a huge contrast to her usual professional blouse, skirt, blazer, and heels combo. Even her hair was different, cut very short and spiked with gel. If she were not in her late 30's his mom could have passed for a skater girl.
She poured him a glass of orange juice and then one for herself. She held it out with a relaxed smile, "Good morning, Jon. How's things?"
Jon accepted the glass and drank it down. This was interesting, his normally tightly-wound mother seemed happy and stress free. Did the wish alter her to be this way, or was she always a tomboy who was force to be more feminine than she liked?
