"I wish that, until I wish otherwise, that Biff Meadows was madly in love with me and desperate to earn my love in return. This desperation would lead him to do anything, no matter how degrading or humiliating, to get me to love him back." The stone flashed. Jon's phone rang. Biff was on the other end.
"Hey, um, Jon," said Biff. "Do you mind if I come over to your house tonight and, you know, hang out and stuff?"
"Sure, Biff, come on over," Jon said, smiling evilly. "Maybe you can even stay the weekend."
