"I wish that until I wish otherwise, that Biff Meadows is openly gay. He and I would be open boyfriends and he would be kind, loving and protective of me. In addition, the football team, including the coach, would all be openly gay or bisexual, be really cute and would be sexually intimate with each other. And, even though Biff and I are boyfriends, we are comfortable enough in our relationship to sleep with other men without considering it cheating. Finally, everyone would think that this situation would be perfectly normal."
The stone flashed. Jon smiled. Jon was secretly gay and, even though Biff Meadows was a jerk, Jon still wished the two of them were boyfriends. Getting the rest of the football team in on it was the icing on the cake. As Jon put the stone away, his phone rang.
"Hey, honey," said a voice that made Jon's heart beat faster. "You still on for the party at Coach Matthews' house tomorrow? The whole team's coming and I wouldn't want my man to miss out."
"Sure thing, sweetie," said Jon.
"I'll pick you up at six," said Biff.
As they both hung up, Jon thought, I have nothing to wear.
