Someone, who just barely dodged.
Jon looked up and it was Karyn. "Hi," said Jon. "I figured it was you. After all, you brought me the clothes... or wait a minute, the nurse did... It's more confusing than it should be. All I did was make a wish!"
"You did?"
"Yeah, Karyn. I wished for that lab accident to happen, because I was, well, curious...."
"Wait a minute!" yelled Karyn. "You were curious? About what? About how a woman's body works? It's only half of a woman's body and you know, you could have just asked and avoided all that trouble."
"Look, Karyn," said Jon. "I want to try this. What would it be like for me to be with a guy?"
Karyn sighed. "Jon, you can be so dense. If you wanted to do that you could just turn into a regular girl." Karyn wasn't sure how she felt... she had never really dated Jon and couldn't demand anything, but she at least had the right to criticize a stupid decision. Moreover, Jon had only wished away the last wish's transformation. He was still bisexual, and Karyn thought he had always been that way.
"It's a wish," said Jon. "I can just undo it later, it doesn't matter."
At about that point, someone had walked around the corner and stared at Jon's new clothes. "I see you really have been transformed," said the person. "Your legs are great and that skirt and those shoes go perfectly..."