Steve "The Stud" Farber

"I wish that the first person I was having a relationship would be Steve Farber and that when I end the relationship, instead of parting on good terms, no one but me would remember that it had occurred." There was a flash from the stone, telling Jon that his wish had been granted. He knew that his wish was warped on numerous levels, but had always been curious as to what having the school's quarterback as a boyfriend would be like. There was a knock on the door and his father said, "Jon, are you ready? Steve's here to pick you up."