Once he was outside, Jon dashed to his car. He fumbled with his keys for a few seconds, but finally managed to unlock the door. He climbed into the back seat.
After looking around to be sure no one would be coming his way for a while, Jon slipped off his t-shirt and pants. He was sweating a little and the seats were sticking to his legs and back. He gingerly took the dress from the bag and held it in front of himself. He looked at it for a moment, wondering how he should go about getting into the dress. Should he pull it over his head like a shirt, or should he pull it up from his feet, like pants?
Eventually, he decided to pull it over his head. He struggled a little bit at first, but eventually he managed to get the bulk of it over his shoulders, with his arms starting through the right holes. However, his head was stuck at the top. He felt something metal near the neck hole, so he fished an arm the rest of the way through the sleeve and reached to his trapped head. He felt a little metal piece, it was a zipper pull. He adjusted himself a little and pulled down the zipper, and his head slipped out. He then redid the zipper and finished pulling on the dress, down to his waist.
He looked out the windows. No one was coming, so Jon slipped out of the back seat. Standing up, he saw the dress came down to about an inch below his crotch. His striped boxers were showing quite a bit.
Jon suddenly noticed someone coming from the mall, towards his general vicinity. Panicing, he jumped back into the car, this time into the front seat. He looked around for his keys and went through the motions of searching his pants pockets when he remembered that he wasn't wearing his pants. He reached into the back seat and grabbed his pants, searching the pockets until he found his keys. He stuck them in the ignition, started the car, and headed back towards his house.
