As Jon pulled on the jockstrap, he began to feel dizzy.
Suddenly, he was in a kinda smallgreen field with about ten thousand people in total silence.
On the other side of the field was an Tennis Player. A female tennis player. John froze.
"That means..."
"Shit, I am Anna Kournikova!"
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