Jon felt sore, but also very relaxed.
He looked around and saw he was sitting in a steam room.
"What's going on? I wanted to be a football player," Jon said, but was shocked to hear himself speaking with an Australian accent.
Then Jon looked at himself and realized that maybe he was a football player. He had a perfectly muscled body with bulging pecs and thick biceps. "Wow, this is amazing," he said.
He was wearing only a towel and reached down to explore what was underneath and discovered that he was hung like a football player too.
Jon heard someone else coming into the room and looked up to see who was there.
"Hello, mate," said the other man, another huge man wearing just a towel.
"Hey, where am I?" said Jon.
"Excuse me?"
"Where am I?" Jon asked again.
"You're in the steam room, mate," laughed the other man.
"Well, I know that," Jon replied. "Look, what team are we on?"
"Are you all right, Brodie?"
"Just answer me!" Jon became impatient.
"All right, mate, we're on Collingwood."
"Collingwood?" Jon asked. That was certainly not a football team.
"Yeah, you know, AFL."
"AFL?" Arena Football?
"Australian Football League," the other player replied.
"Australia?!" Jon said. He was all the way on the other side of the world!
