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10. Alpine Skier

9. The next day

8. feeling a change

7. Go back to the locker rooms

6. Rugby Game

5. Cheerleaders Are Athletes Too

4. Jockstrap Does Its Magic

3. magic jockstrap removed

2. Magic Jockstrap

1. You Are What You Wish

Alpine Skier

on 2007-02-22 04:52:16

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Jon felt a blast of cold air and suddenly he was barreling down a snow-covered mountain!

He was a downhill skier, flying over jumps and around gates at 50 mph.

Jon began to scream as he felt his stomach drop after rolling over a hill. He skillfully maneuvered around corners and swept past gates as he was just doing everything he could to stay on the course and get to the bottom alive.

As his skis chattered around a hard corner, Jon felt the rush of cold air moving around his body which was dressed in a red spandex suit that wasn't built for warmth.

Jon flew over another jump and felt like he was in the air so long, he was going to faint.

As soon as he finally crossed the finish line, Jon skidded to a halt, kicking up a cloud of snow all around him. He pulled up his goggles and ripped off his helmet and fell to the ground trying to catch his breath and thank god he had made it down alive as a crowd mobbed him on the ground.

"You did it, Benni!" a woman yelled as she planted a kiss on Jon's cheek. Jon's relief was quickly overcome by joy when he looked up at the clock and saw she was right! He won!

He was at the World Championships in Sweden and he just won the giant slalom! It never even occured to Jon how odd it was that he suddenly knew that, he was so excited he could only think about his win.

Jon pulled himself back up to his feet as a reporter asked him what was going through his head. All Jon could stammer out was how excited he was.

"Ladies and gentlemen," the loudspeaker announced. "Gold Medalist Benni Raich!"

Jon waved to the crowd and began to gather his thoughts as he walked back to the waiting area at the bottom. He looked up at the jumbotron and saw himself walking down the aisle, but it wasn't him, it looked like a bigger body.

Startled, Jon stopped for a moment and the body on the jumbotron did as well. That body was definetly him. He looked down at his new body in his tight ski suit, then snapped out of his skis and headed towards the podium.




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