(authors note: yeah, this is a weird one. NSFW. Don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this, but I'm posting it anyway, so yeah... things...)
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"Uh oh, what happened?" Jon asked.
Everything started feeling very warm, then Jon blacked out.
~~some hours later~~
Jon woke up, it was dark, Jon couldn't see anything.
Trying to move, he realised he couldn't. 'Great' thought Jon 'gotta try and see if I can figure out what's around me'
There was suddenly a small amount of movement, and Jon felt some soft fabric move a little over his face.
'so I've probably got a bag of some kind over my head' he thought.
Then there was movement again, this time a lot further, he felt himself being rolled onto his side, and two soft lumps of something press over his mouth,completely covering the lower part of his face.
'brilliant I'm probably gonna suffocate...'
Then he got an idea, 'hey, if i spit enough, maybe they'll remove whatever this is from my face' he thought it was worth a try at least
There was movement again, he felt as if he'd been sat upright. and something ran along the edge of his mouth. 'was that a finger?' he thought, surprised
Then there was a bouncing motion, and he felt the two soft lumps rubbing against the sides of his face. There was a sharp right turn, and a light came on.
He could faintly see through what seemed to be a white fabric over his face. Through the fabric he could faintly make out what looked like a... bathroom?
He was up at around waist height to the bathroom fixtures. 'they must be dragging me on my knees' thought Jon
The fabric was pulled down, away from his face.
"Urgh.. what's going on" said Jon
Suddenly he was falling backwards at some speed. "Who's there!?!" said a familiar female voice.
"Karyn!? Is that you?!" said Jon, confused
"Yeah" replied Karyn, "Where are you?"
"I have no idea" said Jon, "I can see the bathroom light, I'm directly below it"
'But that's where I am' Thought Karyn. "Did you see anything before you saw the bathroom?" asked karyn.
"There was a white sheet" replied Jon
"Oh. My. God." said Karyn.
"What?" questioned Jon
"Tell me if you can see my hand when I say 'Now'" she said.
"Okay..." replied Jon
Karyn placed her hands about 3 inches in front of her breasts. "Now"
"Nope.." said Jon. "Still only see the light."
Karyn moved her hand over her crotch. "I can see it!" said Jon, excitedly. "Where am I?"
"Okay, Jon, Don't freak out..." said Karyn slowly.
"I'll try not to?" replied Jon, clearly confused by the statement.
"You're.. uh.. you're my vagina" said Karyn, hesitantly.
"WHAT!?" shouted Jon.
Karyn sat up and lent her head over her crotch. "Jon look up and say if you can see me"
"Woah... I can see you. I'm sorta freaking out right now..." said Jon.
Inspecting her crotch, she noticed her vagina had been completely replaced with Jon's mouth.
"Karyn! You've gotta get to my house, find the stone & fix this!" Said Jon, panicking
Karyn, mesmerised by seeing her 'vagina' moving on its own, span her head side to side. "Uh.. what.. oh yeah, we've gotta get the stone & fix this..."
