I finally decided, I played the stale old games and had always gone the normal route. As much as I did not want to do it, I had to risk it and become a goof-off. As I selected it, immediately my avatar changed and then I was standing before a mirror.
I was surprised to say the least. My stats had changed to reflect my new job.
EQUIPMENT:
WEAPONS:
RIGHT HAND: WOODEN STICK
LEFT HAND: NONE
ARMOR:
HEAD: BLONDE WIG, BUNNY GIRL EARS
ARMOR: NAVY BLUE LEOTARD
LEGS: BLACK TIGHTS
FEET: BLACK JESTER SHOES WITH 3 INCH HEEL
UNDERGARMENTS: BLACK COTTON HEAVILY PADDED BRA AND TIGHT PANTIES
ACCESSORIES: C-CUP FALSIES, GAFT, BOW TIE, MAKE-UP
CLASS INFORMATION:
CURRENT CLASS: GOOF-OFF
EFFECT: CAN EQUIP ONLY FEMALE ARMOR. HARD TO TAKE SERIOUSLY, BUT HAS A SECRET BONUS IF LEARNED PROPERLY.
CLASSES MASTERED: NONE LEARNED
Why was I stuck an idiot? Now I am a virtual cross dresser, not that there is anything wrong with being a cross dresser. It was just that I myself was not interested in the clothing of females being anywhere other than on the bodies of a female. I guess it did not really sink in that I could only wear women's clothing, and thus I am this.
I wish I would think this through sometimes. I raced back to the counter and asked to change my class, I was told that I could change my class for 1000 GIL, or if I mastered my current class. So I was stuck, looking a lot like a girl, with fake breasts even. This was going to be hard to deal with
