"Yes you can," she smiled "in fact you always have."
Jon paled. "What do you mean?"
"I've made it so one in twenty guys are catbois," she replied "You were born as one now. Check Facebook if you don't believe me."
Nervously he booted up her computer and logged into his account. To his horror, all his photos appeared to show him with cat ears and tail, and the more recent ones showed him in skimpy outfits like the one he now wore. He gulped and asked "and the familiar thing?"
"Oh only witches know about that, don't worry. Everyone else sees you as a regular catboi. Be a good catboi today and tonight I'll tell you what being a familiar is all about.
