My wife's comment and wicked smile left little doubt what she expected me to do. Looking down at her crotch I saw our conversation had taken some of the "heat of the moment" away, but Jessica's semi-hard dick was on the way back to a full-blown erection. Putting my aversions aside I dropped to my knees and as Jessica spread her legs to give me access I buried my nose in the curly fur at the top of my wife's mound. I breathed in her musky scent, which obviously was far more "manly" than it had been in the past. I had eaten my wife out a few times back when she still had a pussy, but I had never done it regularly or anything. The only part of oral sex I never liked was the smell, for whatever reason it always threw me out of the mood a bit. It had been the same problem for me when Jessica had a vagina as it was now that she had a cock. I got myself accustomed to the smell of her groin and then I laid tongue to the now fully hard pole that greeted me. I began dragging my tongue along the underside of her shaft and she let out soft passionate moans that broadcast her growing pleasure at my effort. When I reached the tip I found a drop of precum sneaking out of her slit. I licked that drop off, if only to try to get used to the flavor while she groaned ever louder. The feminine pleasure sounds filling our bedroom sounded far more like a woman getting fucked in an old fashioned porno rather than someone getting their big dick sucked. While my ears were reminding me of better times like when my wife and I were first trying to get pregnant, the taste, sights, smells, and other sensations filling my other senses left little room for me to imagine anything other than what was really going on. I was licking my wife's dick. I was getting it ready to suck her off.
I was about to open my mouth when Jessica put her hand on my head. When I looked up at her she told me, "let's go to the bed dear".
I nodded in agreement and followed her over to the bed. She laid down seductively with her lovely feminine legs dangling over the side, leaving her massive rod standing out full and hard from her. In spite of what my wife had said, I think it looked bigger. Sure Jessica was right and I knew she was actually on the small side for a woman, but that didn't mean it wasn't still big compared to my MOUTH! I looked at the massive task before me, not believing I had actually taken all of that into my mouth before. I opened wide and then slowly, inch by inch, I stretched my mouth to encompass her rod. At first I could only get a couple inches in my mouth. Her moans got even louder as I tried desperately to take more of her in without gagging. Make no mistake, my wife may be small for a woman, but she was still larger than 95% of men. There was still no way to really suck a woman's dick without deep throating. It took all my will, but I eventually relaxed my throat enough so that, after several attempts, I was able to take all of it in and once again nestle my nose in her curly pubes. Her distracting manly smell hit me again, and my breathing slowed a bit as I adjusted to it.
"Breathe through your nose honey," my wife said.
Gee thanks dear I thought to myself sarcastically, obviously this wasn't my first blowjob. As I picked up the pace my wife once again grabbed my head in her hands, but this time it was clear she was only encouraging me to increase the pace further. Soon my wife's hips began to buck a bit as her moans got more throaty and in a short while her gyrating hips synchronized with my bobbing head. Each trip I made up and down her pole was bringing her closer. As her member began to throb even harder and started leaking her pre cum copiously I knew she was getting close to busting her nut already. Obviously she hadn't done any fooling around in the shower this morning if she was cumming this fast. Of course I also knew that this meant her balls were probably full and that I was about to get all of it. Jessica began breathing raggedly and started making a kind of hissing sound as she came hard and pumped jolt after jolt of her semen down my throat. I almost gagged again on the oversized load she was dumping into me. As the spurts from her finally lessened, I felt her body relax and sink back into the bed. I pulled my lips off the oversized specimen of manhood affixed to my lovely wife. When I saw what I'd just taken down my throat, I was dumbfounded. Still staring me in the face was at least 10" of cock so thick I could barely encircle it with my thumb and forefinger. How had I done it? Fuck how the hell do guys deal with even larger ones?
My wife thanked me and then headed off to the bathroom to clean up. I couldn't help but notice she hadn't offered to return the favor I had just done for her! When she had first led me up here she had offered to 'calm me down' but instead I had only gotten more upset. Sure, I had started a mini fight with her that only served to force me to 'prove' I still loved her, but ever since she had grown a cock Jessica had been growing more selfish sexually. I retreated back out to the lawn to finish my mowing; I hoped at least that would calm me down.
My daughter's trip to the beach was uneventful, well at least from my perspective it was. All I know is she came home Saturday night on time and she wasn't injured, wasn't part of a biker gang, or covered in new tattoos. But the next day my son Jeff brought his girlfriend Lindsay over for Sunday dinner, and things got a little interesting yet again, the kind of interesting I've been trying to avoid lately...
Lindsay had been in the same high school class as my son Jeff, and they had been dating since junior year. Now that they were both graduated, Jeff and Lindsay planned on going to the same college together. I know Jeff really likes her, and while Lindsay was a smart and intelligent young woman, she made me uncomfortable because she fully embraced the "new woman" thing. Especially the "new woman" styles of clothing. She actually showed up to our house for dinner Sunday afternoon wearing sleeve pants. FREAKING sleeve pants! If you don't know what sleeve pants are, imagine yoga pants only with a sleeve in the front for the woman to put their "stuff" into. Since they don't wear underwear with sleeve pants, it leaves very little to the imagination, and only makes me long for the days of yoga pants and camel toe. So, needless to say I had to see outline of my son's girlfriend's enormous package while trying to prepare and eat dinner. I could tell Jeff was in love with Lindsay, but I couldn't imagine what he did with that thing in her pants. Well, I could imagine but I chose not to I suppose. I felt really bad for him. He had a really crummy time to be a young man. He would never know what it was like to be with a woman WITHOUT a dick. This crazy new world is all he'll ever know.
As if seeing an 18 year old woman's large package flop about in what was basically a stretchy sock wasn't awkward enough for me, to make things even worse my wife actually asked Lindsay after dinner, "So, Lindsay, how are you liking those new sleeve pants? Are they comfortable?"
Lindsay smiled and said, "Oh I love them. They are soooo much better than trying to stuff this thing into old fashioned pants and panties. Even the newer fly front panties didn't give me enough room. Women just aren't built for that kind of stuff anymore, you know? You should really try some, it's very comfy."
My wife blushed and replied, "Well, they do look comfortable, but I don't know if I'd really fill them out properly."
Lindsay chuckled and told her, "Oh please Jessica, it's not like you're a guy or anything. You don't have to be hung like Cindy Harrison to wear sleeve pants; and it's not about showing off your junk. We women just need a bit more room than guys and these give us that. I'm sure they'd fit you better than stuffing yourself into those old style man pants."
Of course that evening my wife told me she wanted to buy some sleeve pants. I just told her "whatever". I didn't really care anymore. I was seeing more than enough cock outlines on women these days, might as well see my wife's.
The weekend ended quickly, as weekends usually did. But as Monday morning came, I was glad for the commute to work. While an hour in traffic used to flip me out, these days I actually liked it. Traffic was the same as it ever was. In my car I could just set the classic rock station on the radio and listen to songs from the old days. In traffic I could pretend everything was normal.
Around 10 am all the morning coffee caught up with me and I had to go pee. I went into the right bathroom, which used to be known as the "men's" room. After the "new women" laws were passed, some grumpy lady who had to wait in line for the bathroom at a movie theater doing a midnight showing of "Steel Roses" and sued for discrimination. Some judge ruled in her favor and as a result all bathrooms became gender neutral. New buildings and construction now had just one large bathroom for an area instead of two side by sides, but older buildings simply removed the signs rather than doing an expensive remodel.
At first our office continued to have women go to the left and men go to the right, mostly out of habit. But lately women have been invading the "men's" bathroom more and more even though they had put urinals in the ladies room shortly after the change. Today when I went into the former men's bathroom I found both stalls had the doors shut and my boss Nikki was at one urinal and Paula from QC was at the other urinal. I was patiently waiting when Dave Narseth who worked in the cubicle across from me came in as well. Dave was a high strung kind of guy who was having an even harder time with the new order of things than I was. As he waited for the women to finish using the urinals it was obvious he was OVERLY impatient, and not just because he had to pee.
Paula finished up first, shook herself off and zipped up her fly. When she went to go wash her hands I went up to the vacated urinal. Paula then saw Dave waiting by the sinks and told him, "You could just go use the other restroom you know Dave."
"That's the ladies room." Dave replied in a terse and hissing tone, causing Paula to smirk as she washed her hands.
Nikki had finished peeing too and as she was walking towards the sinks she shook her head at Dave and said calmly, "Dave, there is no such thing as a 'ladies' room anymore. Both bathrooms have urinals so quit wasting time waiting in here and just use whatever bathroom is open from now on, ok? These bathrooms are going to be combined into one in the next remodel anyhow."
Dave just looked at her with a grumpy frown on his face. It was obvious he wanted to tell her off but didn't only because she was his boss.
Paula then added, "Why do you think men still need a separate bathroom anyway Dave? It's not like men have got anything we haven't seen before."
"Well, maybe unlike you I want to pretend that there's still a difference between men and women ok Paula?" Dave spoke back with more guts than I took him for having, especially since our boss Nikki was present.
"Oh there's still a difference between men and women", Nikki said with a smirk towards Paula, "a BIG difference"! Both Nikki and Paula started chuckling.
"You think that's funny?" Dave shot back, obviously getting overly would up over the ladies' light ribbing. "Making jokes about men's genitals isn't funny Nikki, it's sexual harassment!"
Nikki rolled her eyes and told Dave condescendingly, "Oh get over yourself, I didn't say anything about your equipment personally, I was just stating the obvious. And if you think my comment was inappropriate please, by all means take it up with Felicia in HR or even with our division head Andrea."
Dave just shut up after that and walked over to use the open urinal with a big frown on his face.
About an hour later Dave showed up at my cubical, obviously still upset over the bathroom incident. He told me "I'm thinking about going to HR and making a complaint about Nikki and I want to use you as a witness. Nikki's gotten so fuckin cocky lately, and her comments were offensive towards men. It's inappropriate."
I just sighed and told him, "Of course she's cocky Dave, she has a huge cock. And if you think that HR is going to do jack shit you're wrong. For one thing Felicia in HR wears those friggin sleeve pants, and from what I've seen it's not a fashion statement, it's out of necessity. So Nikki making a joke about how big women are probably isn't going to sound too offensive to Felicia when from the looks of things she has a third leg basically. Just let it go. Besides, women like Nikki just do that shit to get your goat, and you freaking out just encourages it. Reactions from over sensitive guys like you are why women even make jokes about penis size in the first place. Just act like you don't give a shit about women having a bigger dick than you and they'll lose interest in making fun about it."
"Hmph. Women shouldn't be acting like that in the workplace, it's vulgar. Before the change if we had walked around in tight fitting pants and bragged about our size we'd be fired and sued into oblivion."
I laughed a little bit and told him, "Chill out man. You think Nikki's comment is vulgar? I've been working here for almost 20 years, and I saw women INCLUDING Nikki herself get harassed, actually harassed mind you, by some of the older guys here. Especially when Nikki just a 20 something fresh hire. If you think she's vulgar you should have seen how some of the guys from the last generation treated women before harsh sexual harassment laws took effect. They retired long ago but assholes like Bill Ryzcheck and Darrel Uhrmann used to be real pigs around here, they seemed to think it was still 1950. I can understand if Nikki feels a little payback is in order. It doesn't really bother me."
"I know women used to get treated badly by men before the change Todd, but Women have gotten too much payback considering what they did. They had no right to mess with the natural order of things. This is all fucking disgusting."
I gave him an annoyed look and replied, "What they did? Oh c'mon Dave, shut up. You don't buy into that conspiracy theory bullshit about women being behind the change, do you?"
Dave's eyes lit up and he spouted back, "Oh hell yeah, and it's not bullshit Todd. This WAS all planned by women's rights groups and Aphaea Corporation, just think about it. You don't find it odd that Aphaea just happened to have an artificial reproductive system ready at the same time women sprouted giant wangs? Isn't that a little too convenient? And Aphaea Corp's CEO Muriel Aldritch was a big time contributor to feminist organizations before this shit went down, AND was a leader in all that "new women" crap too. Her team of lawyers even helped craft all the damn anti-pussy laws. On top of that if anyone wants a baby now, they have to buy it from her. Her company is making BILLIONS off of something that used to be free."
I closed my eyes and rubbed them a bit to try to ease my slowly forming headache before quietly responding "Aphaea is a MEDICAL RESEARCH company Dave, they made tons of reproductive related devices and drugs over the years. The research for the stork program started in 1978, when the company was run entirely by men. It would have made billions anyway off of women unable or unwilling to get pregnant the old way. Hell they would have made MORE money if women were still equipped the old way because the government wouldn't be fixing reproduction prices or making them provide discounted services to poorer nations. Instead of making a few hundred bucks on each baby, they could have just charged rich bitches whatever they wanted."
"That's feminist propaganda Todd. The stork program research was just a couple guys with theories for years. The development of stork didn't take off until that bitch Muriel took over in 2009. She fired the original guys working on it, stuffed the lab full of women and it went from a couple prototypes to a fully developed program in about five years. JUST in the nick of time for women with wieners, by the way."
"Whatever, Dave." I said as I quit rubbing my eyes and threw my head back in frustration.
"Oh, and as if what they did wasn't bad enough, to add insult to injury they passed those unconstitutional anti-vagina laws. Now women suddenly want men to think wanting a vagina is wrong somehow. If women weren't behind the change, why would they want us to forget about vaginas so fast? Wouldn't they want to keep reminders about vaginas around so scientists keep looking for a way to bring them back? No, they are telling us we should want their dicks and if we want a vagina we are labeled a pervert! Wanting what men have wanted for 250,000 years is not a sick fetish. And banning pictures and even text about it is a violation of our first amendment rights!"
A gave a big sigh and responded, "Look, Dave. Chill out. I don't like the anti-vagina laws either, but you have to admit we couldn't all just sit in a dark basement jerking off to old pictures forever. If the change could be reversed they probably would have come up with at least something by now. Maybe one day humans will have two genders again, but for now we're stuck with well hung ladies. The lack of vaginal stuff just helps us, well, deal with reality I guess."
"So what if I don't like reality? What if I don't WANT to get fucked by oversized cocks? Shouldn't I have that choice to look at what I want if I'm by myself? Can you look me in the eye and tell me you're ever going to LIKE taking your wife's big cock up your butt?"
I looked him in the eyes and told him in tone that made it very clear this was NOT workplace conversation, "Jessica has never asked to do me in the ass, Dave. Please, knock this off and go back to your cube."
Dave obviously missed my point as he just looked shocked and shot back, "Pfft, bullshit. Your wife never did that to you?!?"
"Yeah, serious."
Dave paused for a bit, but then just shrugged his shoulders and told me, "Well, give it time and she will, trust me. My ex-wife Mary pretended to hate her dick at first too, but it wasn't long before she was asking me to bend over. Worse still, she began to openly mock my size and demanded I service her constantly while ignoring my needs. I finally couldn't take it anymore and divorced that bitch. She didn't respect me as a man, she just saw me as something to fuck just like all women do now."
"No, Jessica isn't that kind of woman" I told him.
"ALL women are that kind of woman Todd. They all fucked us over six years ago and they won't waste any chance to fuck us from now on. They wanted things this way. They resented men and they had penis envy, so they just gave themselves bigger dicks than men!"
I was getting a little ticked at this point, and in no mood to debate crap Dave saw on the internet. I just looked around to make sure no one was listening to this absurdity and told him in a loud whisper, "That's horseshit Dave. You're saying women actually somehow helped bring about the change? They actually HELPED eliminate their own gender? Feminists launching an attack on women would be like the NRA pushing the abolishment of the 2nd amendment. Not only would it violate all of their principles, but it would run them out of business and make them obsolete. Speaking of which, not too many feminists around these days, are there Dave?"
Dave nervously looked around too and whispered back, "They didn't get rid of their gender Todd, they just changed their genetalia. They may have dicks too now but women make it clear there is still a big difference between the genders. As Nikki bluntly put it today a very big difference. It's no coincidence that women ended up with big dicks; they wanted it that way to emasculate us. They openly joke about it, and instead of being distraught over the loss of their vaginas this is all oddly hilarious to them. Women suddenly LIKE having big cocks; you don't think that's ODD at all?"
I shook my head and said, "Dave, stop. It's crazy to say a bunch of feminists got together at a performance of the vagina monologues or something and just decided to do away with vaginas, it's a new level of super crazy to suggest the majority of women in the world were in on it!"
Dave glared at me and shot back, "no Todd, I didn't mean a majority of women were in on it. But most high profile and powerful women were. I'm saying they've been prepping women for years through the media and stuff, how else did all the women in the world get so used to having dicks so fast?"
"Ok fine Dave, so a secret cabal of evil women willingly got rid of the very thing they had been fighting to get equality for. They not only inexplicably turned all vaginas into giant dicks using unknown hyper-advanced alien lizard people technology but also brainwashed women worldwide using 'media and stuff'. And then not ONE scientist or anyone else involved in this technologically complex and vast global conspiracy ever leaked anything about it? That's just stupid. Yeah I'll admit women are adapting to having penises a little faster than I expected, but it's not like they had a choice. What are they supposed to be doing right now exactly, just sitting around and pouting like you are?"
"Well no", Dave replied meekly, "But I just think they got over all this unreasonably fast."
"It's not like they grew tentacles, they grew dicks, something women were attracted to in the first place so I guess it's not terribly unreasonable to think that they would like having them. And I don't buy that just because women have adapted to a radical change in their bodies doesn't mean some sinister plot by feminist lizard people caused it."
Dave rolled his eyes and told me "it wasn't lizard people or aliens, a nano-virus developed at Aphaea caused the change."
I put my hands up in the air a bit and told him, "Every scientist on earth including every MALE scientist has studied this, and whatever caused the change wasn't some stupid virus. And if evil feminists had something like that, why would they just give women dicks? Why not make women 8 feet tall with super strength and give their vaginas teeth or something? You don't think it's odd that evil feminists fighting male injustice would give themselves giant male genitals?"
"Oh really Todd, you can't see them doing that? Would YOU want a pussy? Yeast infections, swinging raging hormones, periods, pregnancy, the fear of getting RAPED? And speaking of feminists fighting for equality, that's another point I wanna make. Women had spent 5000 years trying to gain equal treatment with men, but no matter what they did or achieved they knew in the end they were always the ones getting fucked. Literally getting fucked. No matter how powerful a woman got she still had to lay on her back and spread a legs for a man to get fucked by him. Women were the ones who had to carry babies and interrupt their careers with maternity leaves. No, I think women saw their vaginas as a liability and they eliminated them, plain and simple."
I cracked a smile at Dave and told him, "Wait, didn't you just get done wondering why women adapted to having dicks so fast? According to you vaginas were terrible! No wonder they like having cocks better!"
Dave threw his hands up in the air and blurted out a bit too loudly, "Damnit Todd, do you LIKE the way things are now? Why are you defending the women who did this to us? I guess you like sucking dick."
I motioned for him to keep it down then told him in a whisper, "Look Dave, I'm not defending anyone and I miss pussy too, all straight guys do. I never imagined that sucking a cock and swallowing cum would ever be a part of my sex life, especially not with my wife. But believing in conspiracy shit on the internet like this isn't going to solve anything. And just like pictures of vaginas it's not healthy because it keeps you from dealing with reality. Even if there WAS some vast conspiracy, what difference does it make now? Women have dicks and are better hung than we are, get used to it."
Dave just shrugged his shoulders and said "I'm tired of getting used to things" as he finally walked back to his cube.
