We are all going feminine

John's mother looked at JOHN and read "fem Corp will be turning the entire town into females. To be fair to you, tomorrow you can adjust yourself to your preferences. Also you must have a b-cup or higher in order to stay intelligent, as you will need to be busty to be a genius. If you are lower then a b-cup you will forget all about yourself until your next visit in a month. Remember that we will be here for the next 20 years so stay positive and stay non violent. Thank you."
Jon was stunned by the corporation's plan.
They were going to turn every one in town into women.
This was sick as intelligence was measured in cup size, people were going to get dumb quality if they were too prideful...