"Dude, you wouldn't believe who was flirting with me a few minutes ago," Steve told his friend Randy Goodman.
"Who?"
"Nadine Ferguson. You know, that bible-thumping bitch?"
"She was flirting with you?" Randy asked, obviously not believing it.
"Yeah, and she was acting all ditzy, totally unlike herself," Steve said. "It was actually an improvement. Too bad more girls weren't like that."
Right at that moment, Randy got zapped by his cell phone. "What the hell?"
"Are you okay?" Steve asked.
