....he overheard the conversations of the people around him. The noise was so loud he could only get bits and pieces that people were saying.
Jon walked past a young boy talking with his mother. They both were passing by a movie theater.
"Mom I wanna see that cartoon! It's so funny!" The boy said.
"cartoon....funny?" Thought Jon. "I'm a funny cartoon...yeah."
He kept trudging past the crowd. He walked past a teenage couple who had just walked out from a Lingerie store.
The young man flirted with his girlfriend. "Babe you're going to look so sexy tonight, oh if you always wore lingerie, that'd be fun!" He said while his girlfriend giggled.
"...so sexy....always wore lingerie..." Jon Processed. "Right, I always wear lingerie, I'm so sexy."
The next few people Jon walked by were a group of employees from a costume store that had temporally been established.
"We need those costumes in stock by tomorrow." Said what looked like the manager of the group.
One of the young females spoke up. "Sir, don't you think it's wrong that Halloween is just used as an excuse to dress women in slutty outfits?"
"Wrong? It's their choice, besides it gets us all paid." The manager replied. "Besides you should lighten up, if I had it my way you'd follow orders, and heck maybe even wear a few costumes to work and act the part." He joked, much to the displeasure of the women.
"...follow orders...wear a few costumes...act the part..." Jon contemplated in his head. "Yeah I love wearing costumes and acting, and I should follow orders more."
Finally approaching the food court he hears one last discussion, it's of two young men eating a burger and fries, one of them stick the fries up his noise and and pretends to be a walrus.
"Hahah Joe you're so wacky and hilarious!" The other man says in laughter.
"...Wacky and hilarious..." Jon thought. "I can be incredibly wacky and hilarious..."
As Jon snapping out of his trance he recalled the phrases he had heard and pieced them together. He said to himself in his mind "I'm a wacky, funny, sexy cartoon who loves wearing costumes and lingerie and will follow orders, yeah that sounds right." He saw Karyn and said hello, not realizing the strange changes that were about to happen.
