"Wait a second!" the First figure spoke "Think about it - do we really want to just transport him to another body? He's probably going to get to the stone eventually anyway. What about sending him to another place in time? Or to a non-human form? Or both?"
There was a short pause in the place beyond space and time.
Then Another figure asked.
"Do you have anything in particular in mind?"
"Actually yes..." answered the First "What have been the obsession of the humankind since even before they descended form their ape-like ancestors? Coition. They would like to think of themselves as civilised and developed but they still are driven mostly by their need for sex. In the 21st century even though they don't admit it they still worship pure sexuality. And if you consider the dawn of the humankind... Fertility was the key to their survival."
The being produced a clay figurine form nothing. It hovered in the air rotating slowly.
The figurine vaguely represented a woman. Actually one could clearly see that it was an exaggeration of everything which defines a woman as female.
The figurine's limbs and torso were extremely thin which contrasted with its chest and pelvic region.
Its breast were big, much bigger than its head, and hung down almost to its navel. Mind you, they weren't just sagging down - the breasts jutted out far from the body increasing its circumference at least thrice. The figurine's creator decided to top the bust with a pair of impressively looking nipples, both very long and strangely not much smaller than the figurine's dainty hands. As the figurine rotated one could see that when looking from the back the breasts spilled out to the sides; the thin torso unable to keep them just in the front.
It was its lower parts however, which made the figurine unlike any living woman. The great sign of fertility - a pair of childbearing hips were exaggerated in a way only the most primitive human could think of. Almost four times the width of its waist, the figurine's hips extended sideways even more than the breasts. They were so wide that even though its thighs were quite impressive, definitely much thicker than the figurine's waist, there was still a very noticeable gap between the legs; making the vulva appear bare uncovered and enlarged. The figurine's posterior matched the size of its pelvis - it stuck out behind, momentous buttocks forming a shape of the heart.
The three beings observed the levitating figurine. Finally the Third one spoke - "Do you want to make him a personification of sexuality?"
"Not quite but sort of..." the First said "I was thinking about sending him back to the prehistoric era in a form of the goddess of fertility, with a body not much different form this ancient figurine... Of course he will keep his old mind and memories; he won't realise who he would have became and what powers he gained..."
"Yes, I suggest we give him some of the true fertility goddess' powers! A power to make women pregnant, a power to make men lust for him with an insatiable strength, a power to have every intercourse impregnating him with a multiple pregnancy, a power to accelerate own pregnancy so it finishes an hour after it started. Of course we won't hive him any control over those. Instead he'll be using them subconsciously all the time whether he will want it or not..."
The First being looked at the Others. Each one of them nodded a nod of approval and they all looked into their orbs ready to observe Jon's struggle with his new life...
