After falling for what seemed like several minutes, Jon and Karyn landed in a heap at the bottom. Surprisingly, they were unhurt, as though they had only fallen a few inches.
Karyn stood up, feeling strangely light-headed, and helped Jon to his feet. They looked around. They were standing in what appeared to be a long hallway, with doors of all shapes, colors, and sizes on either side. There were wooden doors, metal doors, colorful doors, and doors with unusual textures and patterns. Some doors had brass knobs, some had steel lever handles, and some had no handles at all. Most surprising was the variety in size - there were doors that were at least fifteen feet high, and doors that were mere inches tall.
Jon and Karyn looked at each other, stunned.
"Alright, Jon, come clean. What did you wish for?" said Karyn, with her hands on her hips.
"Umm... I wished that something interesting would happen?" Jon said, hesitatingly.
"Really? That's it?" Karyn exclaimed, "You didn't wish for anything more specific?"
Jon shook his head. "I guess I should have been clearer. This is certainly interesting, but I'm not sure that I like it."
There was no obvious way for them to get back up to the top of the rabbit hole; the ceiling was far above their heads, and shadowed in darkness, so they couldn't even see where they had fallen from. After a little discussion, they decided to try one of the doors.
Karyn grabbed the handle on a plain, wooden door nearby, but found it was locked. Jon and Karyn started trying more doors that were their size, but every one seemed to be locked. They started to panic, pulling on every door they could find. As Karyn walked along the hall, she noticed a glint of metal coming from the floor near a small door.
Karyn bent down, and saw what appeared to be a tiny silver key. She called Jon, saying "Hey, I think I found something!", and picked up the key.
As she touched the key, she felt a strange shock, almost like static electricity, shooting up her arm and into her torso. She almost dropped the key, but the sensation faded as quickly as it had come. Karyn held up the key so Jon could see it.
"Great, a key!" Jon said, "Now what door is it for?"
Karyn started trying the key in nearby doors. She felt a strange sensation in her breasts, but ignored it, thinking it had something to do with her anxiety about their bizarre situation. Finally, she found a door where the key fit in perfectly, and unlocked the door with a neat click.
Unfortunately, the door was less than a foot high, perhaps the right size for a Barbie doll, but certainly not something that she and Jon would fit through.
"Well crap." said Karyn with disappointment.
Jon said "Why don't you see if the key works in any other doors, and I'll see if anything is visible through here?"
Karyn took the key and continued to try other doors. Jon gingerly opened the tiny door and peeked through. He saw what looked like a beautiful public garden on the other side, with a winding cobblestone path weaving through flowers and shrubberies. Everything on the other side of the door seemed tiny, but incredibly detailed.
"Wow, Karyn, you have to see this!" Jon said, looking back.
Jon was surprised to see Karyn leaning against a wall, holding her hands up against her breasts. "What's wrong?" Jon asked.
Karyn looked like she was in pain. "Something's wrong," she said, almost panting. "My boobs really hurt, and I don't know why." A tear ran down her cheek.
Jon's face turned slightly pink. He wasn't sure what to do or say. "Is it something to do with the rock?" he asked uncertainly.
"I don't know," said Karyn. She pulled her hands away suddenly, as she felt something moist beneath them. There were two dark, wet spots growing on her sweater, right on her breasts. Something felt very strange, and very wrong, and her breasts felt hard and sore.
"Umm..." said Jon, "do you want me to look at them or something?"
"No way!" said Karyn, turning away. The dark, damp spots grew larger and larger, until they met, and the front of her sweater was soaking wet. Finally, Karyn decided to take her shirt off. She wasn't wearing a bra, because she didn't have one big enough to fit her after the thoughtless wish the day before, so she asked Jon to turn away and she turned her own back on him.
Karyn pulled the sweater off, hoping to wring out some of the moisture. As she looked down, she was shocked to see her breasts sticking proudly out of her chest like footballs, with white milk dribbling out of dark, hard nipples that were much longer than they were supposed to be. Most shocking of all, however, was what appeared to be a tattoo written across her chest above her breasts.
Written in black, flowing script, with neat curlicues at the ends of the letters, the tattoo said "DRINK ME".
