Jon had no idea if reality had shifted to make everyone think this was who he was or if his family would think there was a strange woman in the house. He needed to sneak out and check with Karyn. She would be able to help. Unfortunately, on his way out of the house, he ran into his sister, Zoe.
"Holy shit!" Zoe whispered, "Jon finally got laid, didn't he?"
Zoe's reaction answered a lot of his questions, but he was sure that she was about to yell down to their parents and get him in trouble. Instead, however, she dragged him by his arm and brought him into her room.
"There's a tree right outside my window," She told him, "You can sneak out that way. If you go out the front door, you are sure to get my brother in trouble."
You were a little surprised that she was being this helpful.
"Why are you helping me? You've never helped me...I mean, you've never helped Jon, at least according to him."
"My brother probably got laid for the first time in his life. I don't want to screw up his chances for that happening a second time. If my mom and dad catch you, they'll never let Jon even see another girl. Not even that Karyn chick. No offense, but I could've sworn he was going to do it with her."
"Just for the record, Jon and I did NOT have sex last night."
"Sure, whatever, then I don't want to blow his chances the NEXT time you come over. Now get out of here before someone knocks on my door to make sure I'm awake."
And with that, you climbed out the window and headed off to Karyn's.
