"i didn't do anything, babe," Jon said. And he was mostly telling the truth. He had only wished for something interesting to happen, and boy did something interesting happen. It wasn't just Biff that had changed, but a whole swath of people. Most of the transformations were slight, what happened to Biff being about the worst that could happen. Well, except for what happened to Karyn that set off this whole mess.
"The hell you didn't. I'm have boobs and I'm wearing pantyhose, something weird's happening."
Jon sighed, "Bianca, I don't have time to explain this all right now. I need to get you back to HQ and I'll explain on the way."
"What did you just call me? And I am not getting in that car with a nerd like you."
Jon banged his head against the steering column. "Bianca, please. I need you to remember." He looked back at her and got an idea. He needed something to shake loose and get Biff to accept what had happened to him. "Where was our first date?"
Something strange happened to Bianca then. The old Biff Meadows side of her just about snarled. and was about to tell Jon that she was way out of his league. But then memories flooded her mind. Memories of a happy time down by the pier, watching and listening to the crashing of the ocean and the cries of the seagulls begging for their food. It was one of the happiest days of her life.
Bianca's mouth dropped open. She didn't know what was happening or why, but she knew she could trust Jon, and she pushed down the instincts of Biff Meadows just enough that she slid into the passengers side and closed the door.
Jon smiled, "Finally."
Bianca smiled, too. She was in a strange sort of flux, filled with Biff Meadow's real memories, Bianca's fake memories, and the strange things happening now. She wanted to kiss Jon. He was her boyfriend, after all. But too much of her mind gagged at the thought. So she stayed on her side of the car, pulling down her miniskirt so as to look a little less sexy.
Then, suddenly, a small pedestal on the dashboard flared to life and a small, violet image of Karyn flicked into existence. She was semi-translucent and looked to be wearing some sort of sci-fi chick get up with tall boots and a tight bodysuit. Bianca nearly jumped back out of the car when she saw the hologram.
"Welcome aboard Team Black, Angel." Karyn said to her, then she paused, and her eyes went wide. She turned to Jon, "Change of plans, Mr. Wizard. Pixie's been pinned down, so I need you to extract."
"What about the Whisper?"
"No time. Go, Now."
Jon nodded, and with the still confused Bianca in the passengers seat, gunned the engine.
