"Jon,wake up! Time for school," Jon's mom called through the door with a knock.
"Kay," Jon grumbled back. He turned over on his stomach; two soft pillows comforted him under his chest. He hugged them, only to realize he hadn't changed back the night before. He breathed out a sigh of relief his mom hadn't walked into his room. He switched to change back into his regular self before there were any accidents.
In the shower, however, he transformed into a girl (with short hair and large breasts) to get the full view in private. Though, because he was straight no matter the gender, it didn't really turn him on, unless he was a guy with boobs.
School passed by quickly with no incident and Jon was soon at the man cave again. Gary was already there, writing something on his computer. He looked up once he noticed Jon.
"Oh good," Gary said, "you're here. I've been putting together tests I want to run with the card. First of all, grow a beard."
Jon flinched and rubbed his chin. Smooth. "Don't scare me like that," Jon said. "What was that for? Tests?"
"I left the card in my house, so I wanted to make sure it was out of range. Wouldn't want to change you by accident again. Anyway, I want to see what happens if you have two contradictory attributes at the same time."
Jon raised his eyebrow. "What?"
"Okay," Gary said. "Let's say you change your relationship with me to boyfriend while still a guy. Would that change your gender, orientation, or nothing?"
"I'm not going to do that one," Jon said firmly, getting flashbacks of the previous day. "But I see what you mean. Which one should I do?"