Lucas looked at the being.
"Huh... Yeah. Really glad it's asleep..."
"By the dam of the river was a sort of naga creature, a snake woman. She looked about twenty-five, with long green hair and an equally green tail, her torso alone being about twenty feet tall. She seemed to be powerful, big and - above those things - dangerous."
"While she is wearing clothes, the kind of thing that easily seen around her nest seems to indicate a primarily carnivorous diet." - Said Lucas, smirking, in a NatGeo documentary tone. She then changed her tone and smirked - "That, general, means she might well want to EAT us."
"Let's get out of here, then!"
"No need to... Uh-oh."
The snake woman stirred.
"We whispered this whole time! How could she hear us?"
"Pretty sure that one's on me... You see... We were concerned about it not hearing us... But all this time, we had a light at her face..." - Said Lucas, pointing to her halo - "Fly the fuck away, general."
"I CAN'T, remember?"
"Goodie... That means we'll have to fight it or talk to it or whatever with you in my pocket..." - Said Lucas.
"You can fly, why don't you just fly away?"
"I don't know how well that thing can pounce, but if it's to scale, it might well grab me, and I'd have a hard time dodging if I were not looking. And the only woman I want eating me out is animated." - Said Lucas - "So... Let's get ready..."