Lazy Saturday II

The rest of the day went by very quickly for Mikey. He played Halo with his mom most of the rest of the morning until they broke for lunch. Linda made Mikey a PBJ, and he washed it down with more breast milk. After that, Linda finally got dressed to go shopping, while Mikey decided he wanted to play outside for a while. Using the stone and his strong imagination, Mikey created an imaginary army of supermen to fight an imaginary army of trolls that only he could see. Mikey himself was too strong for the trolls, and he led the supermen to victory. Later, Linda fixed the family a nice chicken dinner and everyone enjoyed another good meal. That night, Mikey was turning his xbox off and getting ready to go to sleep when he heard a sound coming from his parent's room. Quietly tiptoing towards the room, he heard his mother, Linda, quietly yelping while his father panted in time. He also heard the bed squeaking. He recognized that they had been having sex from descriptions he had heard from others in school. He knew that it was something pleasurable that adults, especially husbands and wives, did at night. He was curious, wanted to experience it for himself and with the stone he could.
As he thought about it, the first thing he realized was that he wanted it to be with his mom. He thought more about how to make that happen. He could become his dad, but he didn't like that idea because it wouldn't be himself experiencing it. The next idea was to become Linda's husband so it would be a normal part of their life together. He liked that idea alot. But where would that leave his father. Mikey had nothing against his dad and didn't want to do anything that would hurt him, leave him lonely or remove him from the family. He decided he would have to give his dad a new wife to take Linda's place. As he thought about the problem he had an idea that brought a smile to his face. If this worked out correctly, he'd have one less problem in his life. Sitting down, he took a sheet of paper and began to write the wishes he'd need to make so everything would be as he wanted. Then, before he went to sleep, he made one wish on the stone. "I wish that from now on, I would only refer to Linda by her name or as wife, she would only refer to me as Mike or husband and everyone else in the world would think that was normal."