"Okay! So, resurrection scroll on skeleton, bad idea..." - Said Lucas, easily dodging the blows the catgirl threw.
Cliff's house
DMBattle typed.
"Yes, you do. And I'm sorry, but she now attacks you."
"Crap, NO!!!" - Shouted Cliff.
"No, she doesn't." - The message from the DM appeared, confusing Cliff.
"Er, yes, she does. Sorry, I don't know what just happened." - Said the DM.
"No, she fucking doesn't!" - The message appeared again.
"What the hell are you doing?" - Asked Cliff, in desperation.
The DM's place
James was... confused.
First Cliff appeared and asked to reset his game. He managed to luck out a literally one-in-a-million chance and said it was affecting him in real life.
He would have ascribed that to insanity - and indeed did so.
Until the other message appeared.
And now a second one appeared on his messenger. The sender: "Angel of Chaos".
He idly remembered that his messenger did not allow for nicknames or names with spaces as he read the none-too-kind message.
"NO, I WON'T FUCKING ATTACK HER, YOU MORON! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS RULES???"
A character had just dissed him through a messenger program and was refusing to do what he had her do.
So... Maybe Cliff is on to something... - Thought James.
Lucas was unaware of the answer she was unconsciously sending to James. She finally managed to grapple the catgirl, who somehow ceased struggling.
Cliff's house
"What's going on?" - Asked Cliff, the watch glowing, but unnoticed by him.
"You don't attack her." - Said the DM, finally - "And we need to talk OOC."
"About what?" - Asked Cliff.
"I think you might be right." - The DM responded - "There is something going on in this game."
The catgirl awoke again and looked at Lucas, who prepared to dodge.
"Er, hello. Sorry about that, my collar is cursed and turns me hostile sometimes..." - Said the catgirl.
"Uhm... Right." - Said Lucas - "So. Seems we're slightly trapped in this cave here. I searched your stuff, but I have no idea what your wands do and I sorta wanted to see what happened when someone resurrected. I mean, besides the whole Pet Sematary thing you just got going on..."
"Yeah, sorry, again."
"Eh, it's cool. So! Got anything that will move stone around?" - Lucas asked.
The catgirl nodded. "Yeah. Wand of Stone Sculpting."
"Cool!" - Said Lucas - "Open up for us!"
The catgirl picked up the wand and created an opening.
Game rules - thought Lucas.
"Cool. You have officially joined the party, girl." - She said, finally.
Clifford's house
