Aliens were cool, and Jon thought that being stuck together with a sexy alien woman would be hot. Picking up the wishing rock, he made his wish. "I wish I was conjoined together with a sexy alien woman. Our body would be half of hers and half of mine and our two heads would be planted side by side just wide enough apart to look at one another. She would have a huge tit on her half and the two of us would have compatible reproductive systems (and every other system that would cause us to die if they were incompatible). She would be smart, but unable to find a way separate us. She would also be kind and quickly warm up to the two of us being stuck together, eventually coming to love me and the fact that we're stuck together."
When the stone glowed to grant his wish, he was suddenly enveloped by a white light. He felt weightless for a minute before everything around him disappeared and was replaced by what looked like an empty room. Empty except for one other "person". At first she looked human, but she had pink skin and pale pink hair, and a pair of antenna tubes coming out of her forehead. She was wearing a one piece outfit that looked like a V going from her shoulders to her crotch and showed a more than generous amount of cleavage as well as her belly button. Once she got a look at him, she gasped and began pressing buttons on the side of the room. In another instant, his vision was filled with white light again.
Once he could see again, Jon was back in his room, staring up at the ceiling. "⎍☌⊑... ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⊑⏃⌿⌿⟒⋏⟒⎅?..." He heard to his side. He turned in the direction of the noise and saw the alien girl again. They held eye contact for a minute before the two of them screamed and tried to pull away from each other. They didn't get any further away from each other, though. Sitting up, the two of them looked down and saw Jon's clothes, but Jon definitely wasn't the only one in them. There was a huge lump under one side and not on the other. "⍜⊑ ⋏⍜! ⍜⊑ ⋏⍜⋏⍜⋏⍜⋏⍜!" She was going on. Jon had no idea what she was saying, so he quickly picked up the stone and made a quick wish.
"I wish she spoke fluent English!" He said quickly.
"NO!" She started shouting. "This can't be happening!" Before Jon could do anything to calm her, he heard shuffling outside his room. Someone was coming to check on his scream, and Jon had to do something first...
