Biff recognised the bar. He and his friends had tried unsuccessfully to get in there in the past using some fake I.Ds they had gotten hold of. Taking the lead from Laura he walked confidently up to the door beside her. They were both adding a bit of an extra wiggle to their walks and both stood up straight with their breasts proudly thrust out in front of them. There was no issue around entry this time. The doorman greeted them both warmly and even held the door open for them. Biff was once again enjoying the attention. He felt a lot of eyes on him as he walked in with his friend. Some of the women were looking at him enviously and some of the men had a lustful look about them as their eyes ran up and down his body. Biff felt very sexy in his dress and the sexy underwear he had on underneath only added to his confidence. Laura grabbed his arm and pulled him towards the bar. She ordered two cocktails straight away.
She handed Biff a very girly looking drink with a piece of fruit floating in the top and a straw to drink it. Normally, he wouldn't have gone near a drink like this out of embarrassment but his male pride was still eroding and he was a woman now so he felt he could drink whatever he wanted without any judgement. Biff took a sip through the straw being surprised at the sweet flavour of the drink. He could barely taste the alcohol. He suggested they grab a table and pointed an empty one out ot Laura. The two ladies made their way over and sat down. Biff smoothed his dress out under him as he sat and his legs naturally crossed over each other under the table. The conversation with Laura seemed to flow very easily. They spoke about their babies, their jobs and Laura spent a good bit of time praising Tom. She said he was a natural father and helped with the workload whenever possible. In a slightly quieter tone she started sharing some intimate information about their sex life. Biff was a bit taken aback at first but as Laura started to tell him about all the ways Tom rocked her world in the bedroom he started to wonder what these acts would actually feel like. He felt his arousal growing at these thoughts. He glanced down at his lap, expecting to see his familiar bulge growing within but from the outside there was nothing showing. Instead he felt his vagina starting to lubricate itself and he felt the faint feeling of emptiness deep within him.
Soon after, two guys came over with drinks in hand and asked if they could join them. Biff was about to make an excuse but Laura, taking her wingman role seriously, eagerly invited them to sit. The small talk began, with both men complimenting Biff and Laura at every opportunity. Laura made it clear as early as she could that she was a married woman. Biff thought he could see a hint of disappointment in the eyes of the guy sitting next to Laura but the man sitting beside him, who he learned was called Jeff was unperturbed. His focus was on Biff, he was asking Biff lots of questions about himself, seeming very interested. Biff was getting into the conversation and enjoying the friendly attention he was receiving. At one point Jeff asked him a question and briefly touched Biff's hand which was resting on the table. Biff felt his heart flutter on contact. He answered the question and at the same time ran his fingers through his hair, putting it back in place behind his ears. He smiled at Jeff and allowed himself to admire his looks. He had to admit that he was very good looking and seemed like a nice guy. Jeff offered to buy a round of drinks for Biff and Laura which they happily accepted. Laura said she had to use the ladies room but they'd be back shortly. She caught Biff's eye and motioned for him to come with her. Biff read the signs and hopped up to go with Laura to join the short queue outside the ladies room.
Standing in line, Laura was gushing with excitement. She shared her approval of Jeff and Biff found himself getting lost in the excitement. He agreed with her that Jeff seemed like a great guy and who knows how the evening might pan out. Biff hadn't needed to go to the bathroom, he was simply following the age old female custom of accompanying his friend but as the queue moved slowly he soon felt the need to go too. "Did women always take so long to go to the bathroom?" he wondered to himself.
As they got closer to the top of the queue Biff could see into the men's room every time that door opened. There was no queue for the men. He caught sight of men lined up at the urinal, doing their business quickly and getting on with their nights. He felt some regret for his missing penis. If he still had it he'd be relieved by now. He accidentally said out loud, "if only we could use the men's room." Laura heard him and laughed out loud. "If only babe. Wouldn't it be so easy. Just march in there, pull up our dresses, pull down our panties and use the urinals. If only..." Bifff laughed along with his friend. She was just joking but he felt real envy for what he used to have between his legs.
