Forgetting how he was dressed, Buff didn't hesitate to open the door. Standing at the door was a delivery man in a brown uniform.
"Good morning mam," he said, "I have a package for a Miss Biff Meadows."
"Uh, yeah, yeah, that's me," Biff responded. He noticed that as the man was talking to him he was staring at Biff's chest. When Biff caught him doing this the guy looked a bit embarrassed and started to look Biff in the eye but he kept stealing glances at Biff's chest. Biff's posture wasn't helping the fact as he was standing very straight with his chest thrust forward.
Biff signed for the package and wanted to tip the guy asked him to wait there for a second as he skipped into the kitchen to look for some money. The delivery man was staring at Biff's butt as it swayed back and forth towards the kitchen.
By now, Jon had gotten down the stairs and remembering how he was dressed he froze. Was this man going to burst into laughter at the sight of Jon in a girly dress and pink diaper.
The delivery man took his eyes off Biff and turned to Jon, "Hey sweetie! How are you? You're just adorable, you know that?"
Jon didn't respond, he just stood and stared. He was torn between relief that at least he had nothing to be embarrassed about and a hint of embarrassment at how he was dressed. As the relief washed over him, Jon just stared at the man and felt a small bit of pee escape into the front of his diaper.
Biff soon returned from the kitchen and handed the guy his tip, thanking him and closing the front door.
"Well, I guess that answers that," Biff declared. "He definitely saw me as a woman. I could feel him undressing me with his eyes and he called me mam."
Jon agreed and filled Biff in on his interaction with the man, leaving out the part about uncontrollably peeing in his diaper again.
