"I wanted to ask you to help me out with your mother tonight. You know how horny she gets after a long day." He smiled at Jon.
"Uh, what were you thinking?" Jon tried to dodge committing on anything. This entire exchange was beyond weird for him.
"I was thinking of a spit roast tonight. Your favorite. Come on, you can probably get a tit-fuck out of it if you play your cards right." What the hell? This is too weird. He's my dad, talking about my mom like this.
"Uh, I'm going over to Karyn's tonight. I'm sorry dad."
"Oh, you're spending the night. Just don't have too much fun, I don't want you two disrupting Karyn's family like you did a few months ago." I did WHAT? Jon thought to himself. I guess that it's so common that parents let their kids sleep over. Heck, they might be encouraging us to have kids.
"S-sure. Scout's honor."
"By the way, you came in Zoe's mouth, right? I know that when the heat comes it's only natural to help each other out, that is a sibling's duty after all. I don't want any sterile grandchildren." Oh, thank God. Jon thought. At least having kids with family is still taboo, at least there's that. "Just remember that you need to stick your dick in as many girls at school as possible. Karyn is always a good choice. Her parents have really been hounding me about you knocking her up."
"I'll keep that in mind tonight. See you dad."
"You're coming home tomorrow. I don't want to have to wonder where you are each night." He called out to Jon who hopped in his car and left. Jon drove to Karyn's, his stone in it's box in his pocket. He wanted to set the reset if he needed to, and he hadn't actually set up a safety phrase to reset time. While he was getting out of the car he quickly wished his phrase to end the wishes he made since his initial wish.
Jon knocked on the front door and waited to see who answered him.
