The plaid sexual fantasy sun thing was my idea, actually. Weirdoid (a friend of mine, incidentally) is someone else. My name and his are similar. :)
Incidentally, seeing as you're drawing on my idea, I would really like to add some guidelines, seeing as this one will be very sexual: Blood relatives aren't considered "closest people" and no one under 18 is changed. A basic "please don't write stuff that will make me wish I never had that idea" pledge. ;)
