"Eww," the occupant of Mikey's room said. "I hate it when you two kiss. It's so gross."
Jon turned and looked at the person who now possessed his little brother's room. It was none other than Sarah's own mother Susan McMillan. But unlike the MILF that Susan had the reputation of being, she was now dressed very similarly to Mikey. It looked very strange, seeing her wearing the clothes that belonged to a boy nearly a fourth of her age.
"What are you staring at, Jon?" she asked. "Stop looking at me like that."