"Now look here cunt, I don't ever want to hear you using any fucking "plain" talk in my house." Your father said trying to calm his wife and daughter. "Zoe, your mother just wants you to be an easy bitch." You father then smacked her across the face.
"Thats my faggot husband, so even tempered." Your mother stood up and nailed him in the balls with her fists. Your father dropped to his knees in pain, which in this reality was the same as getting an eroction. "Jesus you whimpy fag, save it for later."
As your mother began to clean the table you saw your sister blow a kiss to you. "Mom this fucking slut blew a kiss!" Mikey said ratting out his sister. Your mother came walking over and kissed her right on the face.
"Alright cunt stay in your room all night" your mother suggested in a calm tone. She then minced back over to the table.
"Woah moms fuck pissed at you bitch!" Mikey said to his sister...