Jon was wearing a fancy dress, something he'd imagine a girl would wear to prom. It was hot pink, strapless and tight around his legs (Jon wouldn't know but it was a mermaid dress) And after further examination, he saw that he was wearing pink high heels under the dress. He got up, having to hold the dress up since it was supposed to be held by his breasts, and since he obviously didn't have breasts, it wouldn't stay up. How did he get into these clothes, which so obviously belonged to a girl?
He Wished he was wearing sneakers, because he intended to run as fast as he could to Karyn's house for help, and these heels wouldn't make it easy.