The pilot, Wesley Calhoun (Wes to his friends), turned to his copilot. "Hey, what the hell are you wearing?" he asked Fred, the copilot. One moment, Fred was wearing the proper attire for an airliner pilot, and then the next moment, he was wearing one of those red sling bikinis that sexy beach babes wore. Fred just looked ridiculous in it.
"What am I wearing? What are you wearing?" Fred asked back.
Wes looked down at himself. He was wearing ...