76-year old Gretchen Wilson heard her phone ringing. She had been working in her flower garden outside when she heard it, so she took a little while to get to it.
By the time she entered the house and picked up the phone, the person on the other end was none too happy.
"What the fuck took you so long?" the voice asked. "Never mind, I don't want to know. Just get your ass over to the Spiked Pit. We have to practice for tonight." Then the line went dead.
Who was that? she thought. Whoever it was certainly needed a lesson in talking to people. More than anything, Gretchen hated it when people used profanity in her presence.
She put the phone down and headed back out to her garden, but then stopped when she realized that her clothes looked different.
