Sarah McMillan was downstairs, flirting with a few of the boys. As much as she hated to admit it, that creeper Jon was throwing a pretty good party. Rumor had it he sometimes wore women's underwear to school, but at least he didn't skimp on the kegs.
"Hey, babe, I got that beer you wanted." Chad, one of the boys she kept wrapped around her finger, walked up to her holding a red cup.
"Thank you, darling." But as Sarah reached out to grab it, she accidentally hit it out of Chad's hand... and drenched it all over herself. "Goddammit, Chad! Now I need to find a new outfit!" She was pissed. Even though it was clearly her fault it was knocked out of Chad's hand, there was no way she'd admit it. And her top was absolutely soaked in beer. She stormed off, looking for something to change into.
She quickly stumbled upon the laundry room. The outfits were... odd. Some of them were for men. "Hung Like a Horse," "Cougar Hunter," one that was a pretty big size with a winking bear face, and "Tranny." After digging through those, she found a couple that were for women. One was clearly for larger women, and said "Captain Kirk Turns Me On," and two that were halter tops closer to her size. One said simply "I Heart Pussy" in glitter text on pink, and the other was charcoal and said "Ebony Goddess." At this point, Sarah was a little buzzed, so she didn't care too much about what she grabbed. They were all a little weird, and she could just play it off as a joke if someone asked.
