Steve walked through the large entrance of the Sears department store, just like he had many times before (either to check out possible new additions to his awesome wardrobe or to check out new electronics or appliances - he did lawn work in the summer, it was a good way to show off his hot bod to the ladies who walked by). But this time, he was going to an area he had never been before. He was going to the women's department.
By the time Steve reached the store, his hair was well past his shoulders and was of a dark brown color, but with lighter highlights to give it some style. His pants, which had grown tighter earlier because of his expanding wallet, were now growing tighter again because of his expanding ass and widening hips. But all of this went unnoticed, as did the fact that he was very near 30 years old now.
As he made his way towards the skirt and dress section of the women's department (now walking with a very feminine gait), he heard his cellphone ring. He looked down and briefly became confused. In his hand was a small purse. Wasn't he holding a wallet? He shook his head, realizing that that was ridiculous. Why would he have a wallet?
He reached into the small purse, which was continually but slowly getting larger by the minute, and pulled out his cellphone.
Steve checked the caller ID. It was ...
