Jon stepped back outside, and could tell immediately by Zoe's expression that something was wrong. "What is it now?" he asked.
Zoe didn't even reply, merely pointing down at Jon's lower half.
Jon sighed. "Really? I put on a pair of panties," he said, before looking down and realizing what Zoe was pointing at. Indeed, he had put on a pair of panties, but had neglected to put anything else back onto his lower half. "Oh."
Without another word, Jon walked back into the master bedroom. Wow, that had been careless of him. Though he couldn't help but wonder what would have happened if Zoe hadn't stopped him, if he had gone out in public with nothing but a shirt and underwear. The thought brought a blush to Jon's cheeks, but also awakened a thrill of excitement in him as well.
Jon walked over to his old jeans, but when he put them back on he found he just couldn't get them to button. Upon closer inspection he found that the fabric had strained to a breaking point trying to get around his hips. Giving up on the old jeans, Jon wondered when his hips had grown so wide. Well I guess it makes sense, He thought, They don't call them 'child bearing hips' for nothing. Wait, what?
Shaking his head to try and clear the strange thoughts, Jon looked around the room for something else to wear. Well, at least this means I can find something more exciting to wear than those plain old jeans.
