Zach Jones (a class clown) snuck upstairs while everyone was partying. He hoped that no would catch him sneaking into Rebecca's bedroom, and so far his plan was going perfectly. He'd just sneak in, take a look around, and grab a bra from her drawers or something, then sneak back out. Then the next day he'd have something to tell his friends about, and evidence that he was actually in Rebecca's room.
When he opened the door and walked in, his eyes immediately fell on a large box sitting on Rebecca's bed. Curious, he walked over to it and saw that there were a bunch of smaller boxes inside. He took out one of the smaller boxes and opened it.
He wasn't sure why, but he had this weird desire to try on one of the shirts. So he did. He wasn't planning on keeping it on, of course. But as it was, he did. And as he left the room and headed back down to the party, he totally forgot about checking out Rebecca's bedroom and grabbing some evidence that he had been there.
Zach returned to the party, not even realizing that something was printed on the front of the shirt. It said ...
