The first thing that Jon noticed when he left the laundry room was that there was a crowd of people in his house.
The second thing that Jon noticed was that the crowd was made up entirely of beautiful women.
"Er, hi!" Jon said sheepishly as every eye turned toward him.
"What is that?!" said a tall brunette nearby.
"I'm not sure..." a slender black woman replied.
"Wait," a tanned blonde in horn-rimmed glasses said, "I think I read something once, back in school. I always thought it was a myth."
"What's a myth?" Inquired the deeply freckled red-head on the couch.
The blonde took a step closer to Jon and smiled. "I think it's a man!"
