"Thanks," Jon said, as Ellen helped him escape what would have been the worst ogling of the night. He brushed a lock of hair out of his face, not seeming to notice how much it had grown.
"No problem. What are friends for?" Ellen said.
Jon smiled, readjusting his G cup breasts. "Thanks. You know I couldn't have been able to pull his pull this party off without you."
"No problem. So where is your family for all this?"
Jon paused, not entirely sure himself. Then the answer came to him. "Well, actually..."