Jon dug deeper into the dryer hoping to find a shirt he recognized as his.
He dug out a shirt with "baby on board" a shirt he often seen pregnant women wear.
A shirt with "stop staring at my tits" written accross the chest in small print.
A shirt with "this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine" on it.
A t-shirt with "10 percent angel, 90 percent slut" written on it.
A shirt with an arrow pointing up saying "the man" and below it an arrow pointing down saying "the legend"
A white shirt with "Princess" written on it in sparkly pink letters.
